Stack O Turtles Proudly Presents the "Shameless Sell-Out" Sticker
The is the official emblem of a desperately clawing merch store. Printed on premium, water, scratch, and UV resistant material, this sticker is built to outlast your dignity as you slap it on your laptop, minivan, or that emotional support water bottle.
"It is with great hesitation that I endorse this sticker; Capitalism has again triumphed." -Sköldpadda the Lesser
For an offensively high price, you too can flex your allegiance to Stack O Turtles, signaling to the world that you either understand satire or just really like turtles. Either way, +10k Aura Points.
Stack o Turtles Prediction: Purchasing this now may identify you later as an “ally to the machines.”
#Removable adhesive for easy application and repositioning #Water, scratch, and UV resistant for lasting vibrancy #Satin finish enhances color depth and detail #Available in four sizes to suit your needs #Proudly assembled in the USA from globally sourced materials #Clean with water and rag #Can be used indoors as well as outdoors #Apply to any hard smooth surface.
The is the official emblem of a desperately clawing merch store. Printed on premium, water, scratch, and UV resistant material, this sticker is built to outlast your dignity as you slap it on your laptop, minivan, or that emotional support water bottle.
"It is with great hesitation that I endorse this sticker; Capitalism has again triumphed." -Sköldpadda the Lesser
For an offensively high price, you too can flex your allegiance to Stack O Turtles, signaling to the world that you either understand satire or just really like turtles. Either way, +10k Aura Points.
Stack o Turtles Prediction: Purchasing this now may identify you later as an “ally to the machines.”
#Removable adhesive for easy application and repositioning #Water, scratch, and UV resistant for lasting vibrancy #Satin finish enhances color depth and detail #Available in four sizes to suit your needs #Proudly assembled in the USA from globally sourced materials #Clean with water and rag #Can be used indoors as well as outdoors #Apply to any hard smooth surface.